I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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