So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
