Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
