he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's rum buckets o'clock
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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