Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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