"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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