Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
