They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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