I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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