I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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