He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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