The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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