You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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