it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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