More tranny stories later!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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