i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
