Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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