I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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