i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do vagina's smell?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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