Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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