why didn't you poke me back
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
