I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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