Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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