the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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