Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
