You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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