I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
