lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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