no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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