I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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