Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm too high and old for this...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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