And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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