I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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