she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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