I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
