Walk of Shame. In a state park.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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