White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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