im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think I died a long time ago.
so let's talk penis.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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