he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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