I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Randomize
