Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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