I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
as a side note pls kill me
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