that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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