I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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