She's JV to your varsity
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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