I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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