I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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