how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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