What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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