Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His hands were made for my vagina.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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